ANTM Cycle 1,002

I really, really want to post a prediction about whatever cycle of ANTM we're on. But I just can't be bothered...aside from the fabulous Miss J. Alexander, it's all just so terribly boring. I don't really want Janice Dickinson back, because she's become a cartoon character. And I do have to admit that this year's goddess theme was a definite improvements over last year's (cycle's!) campy alien theme.

But still, I'm pretty meh about the whole thing. At this point London is the only one with any personality, that I can see. (Yes, it's a personality contest.) I'm just not sure Tyra can make her cry.

I'm fondly remembering crazy b*tches past... you just know none of these snoozers are going to pee in a diaper, have bitches pouring beer on they weave, or not show appropriate awe and worship of Tyra, therefore inciting an insane rage. Where the Tiffanys at?!

What? Weird peeps in VV?

While perusing VV Boutique's offerings on a rare hour to myself this week, I was struck by how many men (aged 50+) were trolling the women's wear aisles. And really peering at all the stuff in a weird and creepy way. I started to really pay attention and see what a 50 year old man is looking for in the size 7/8 jeans section. (Because if they were looking for women's clothing in a size that fit them, I so wouldn't be curious, it would all make sense!) Then I realized all the junk on the shelf on the top of the racks. Oopsy. Back to your knicknacks, sir.